At the Casa Viagara, hard up apartment dwellers have been known to take many roommates. Working stiffs are often needy. Come one, come all.
Hard up apartment dwellers take roommates.
Epic journey to the center of the Earth fails.
Five years ago, an expedition bravely set out to locate the center of the Earth. Their epic journey began at this manhole.
The explorers have not been heard from since.
Caution sign warns that pigs are now flying.
Proceed beyond this fence at your own peril.
Tourist photographs a fascinating pigeon.
A tourist stopped in his tracks to whip out his cell phone. He was lucky to have discovered a quite fascinating pigeon. Fortunately, the bird didn’t seem to mind the gaping man. Excitedly, the tourist took several snaps, nodded with satisfaction, thrust the phone into his pocket, and hurried on. He had to catch a flight home.
Train station offers boarding on two levels.
I love modern conveniences. Here’s a cleverly designed train station that offers passenger boarding on two separate levels. In the above photograph, it appears many passengers disembarked on the sidewalk, where taxi cabs and other motorcars awaited.
A festive middle finger for my Christmas tree!
I love the internet. Life has become so much better with it. The coolest stuff ever imagined can be easily found and delivered to your front door with only a few clicks. It’s so convenient!
Take for example this festive middle finger Christmas tree ornament. It would look great among the angels, chains of popcorn and holiday candles. I’m going to get one! It should be here in a few days, just in time to impress my dear mother-in-law!
Merry Christmas!
Rude giraffe sticks tongue out at my aunt.
Thank goodness for the invention of cell phones. Now everybody can capture life’s precious moments with a quick flick of the finger.
My Aunt Bessie was scandalized when an otherwise polite giraffe stuck its long tongue out with sincere derision. The beast craned its neck for a really good look at my horrified relative. Then out came its mocking blue tongue.
I’ve been tempted to do something similar. But, alas, I’m a more civilized creature. All I can do is frame the wonderful photo and place it on the desk in my cubicle.
Colossus of Rhodes penis inspired the giant dildo.
Penis of the Colossus of Rhodes would have measured over 8 feet at full length.
Many kink aficionados enjoy super-sized dildos today. But have you ever wondered why these sexual aids can be extremely, breathtakingly large?
A little known historical fact is that the modern dildo evolved from phallus-shaped sex devices which were inspired by the famous genitalia of one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World: the Colossus of Rhodes.
The Colossus of Rhodes, a massive representation of the Greek sun god Helios, was a statue that measured 98 feet high and had a penis that at full extension would be an astounding 8 feet long. Ancient ships passing beneath the legs of this enormous statue, which stood astride the harbor entrance of Rhodes, contained seamen who were awed by the sheer size of the sculpted manhood dangling high above their heads. Naturally, penis envy urged the duplication…
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Woman stuck in washing machine for 32 hours.
Local television news yesterday included reports of a woman stuck in a laundromat washing machine for nearly 32 hours. The woman, Bethany Chelker of South Boston, became trapped in the machine the day before while trying to extract a small article of clothing.
Bethany explained that hundreds of bystanders refused to provide her with help. A number of onlookers even made nasty jokes. “I can’t believe how rude some people are,” she said.
City workers finally managed to extract the unfortunate victim, and transported her to a nearby hospital for observation.
Elmer’s rather unusual flight jacket.
I spotted dear Uncle Elmer out this weekend enjoying himself. The cool Autumn evening was perfect for a romp. He donned his flight jacket and bounded about as the full moon rose.
life is VERY weird 