Proceed beyond this fence at your own peril.
Wow! This looks like a really great offer! I’m glad I saw this sign! I love freebies!
Please make sure you find a good lawyer. Your future existence might depend on it.
I’ve seen every kind of tourist trap. This one beats them all.
Lured by the promise of cheap souvenirs, throngs of happy tourists gladly press their way through this ominous black door.
Rumor has it that anywhere from 1000 to 5000 naive tourists have passed through this door. On the other side, hell awaits.
If you see this cheerful sign, stay clear.
Get off my lawn!
Here’s a funny photo for you to enjoy. I spotted this private property sign this morning while out walking. It provides a dire warning: NO ASS RING!