Don’t get any ideas if you find yourself near this painted lady. Hands off. The experience might be a little too shocking.
Read the sticker. You’ve been warned.
Lady has very dangerous high voltage boobs.
Tag Archives: sexy
One got pork, the other got porked.
This picture tells a story. It isn’t the kind of story you’d repeat in polite company.
Stripper performs for wholesome, happy tourists.
It was another sunny Sunday afternoon in the park and everyone was enjoying a beautiful day. The wholesome, smiling tourists were just strolling along, licking ice cream cones, pushing baby strollers, taking it easy, smelling the freshly mowed grass, listening to the sweet music of birdsong, and watching an upside down stripper.
Why super horny people are interesting.
I’ve observed that super horny people have a tendency to be very interesting.
I can think of several reasons for this:
1. Super horny people have numerous amazing stories. And amazing stories are always associated with interesting people. Take, for example, the story of Elijah Goldfarb’s improbable conquest of Billy Johnson’s big fat drunk grandmother. Or the story of the thrill-seeking adventurers who went helmet diving in Jamaica and had an underwater orgy.
2. People who are super horny tend to be uninhibited. They’ll have wild sex almost anywhere. At any time. That makes them endlessly interesting. You might recall the instance of the farmer in Essex who built a sex den in his barn loft, and how at a hundred years old he still satisfied the ladies. Or that feature on the local news the other day: how spontaneous sex in women’s shoe stores is becoming quite fashionable. Amazing uninhibited horndogs are all around us. I know an interesting fellow who will always be remembered as the man who had sex in every seat in Dodger Stadium.
3. Extra horny folks are energetic. It’s hard to keep up with them. While you go about your normal, humdrum life, they’re pounding away and having loads of interesting fun.
4. The very horniest people often have a variety of fascinating lovers, affairs, fetishes, erotic toys, kinky rituals, piercings, perversions, addictions, personal issues, pregnancies and diseases. This enhances their life stories and makes them really interesting.
New online craze: telephone pole dancing.
The latest online fad might surprise you. But then again, it might not.
Sexy dancing in public utilizing a telephone pole is the newest, coolest online craze.
Surpassing even the worldwide planking phenomenon in popularity, telephone pole dancing videos are being uploaded to the internet at an astonishing pace.
Bored hipsters, wannabe celebrities, uber-nerds, imitative dullards and impressionable youth are donning their sexiest garb, then locating the nearest telephone pole. (Should you participate in this fad make certain you avoid wood telephone poles. Splinters can hurt. Especially those you’re apt to get while pole dancing.)
Madly gyrating around a telephone pole, telephone pole dancers while dancing are checking their telephones for videos of the latest telephone pole dancers. They’re hoping passersby with telephones (the type that do not require a pole) have uploaded a video of them doing their profound pole dance. Because millions will likely watch that video with awe.
Weird-ass bikinis: sexy or just plain stupid?
It seems fashion designers have severe psychological problems. They’ll do anything to gain attention. And they spend their troubled lives concocting new ways to put a thumb in your eye. Without fail, their productions are pointless, absurd and ridiculous. Can a bikini simply be a bikini? No. They’ll take a nice sexy piece of swimwear and turn it into a…fashion statement.
Weird-ass bikinis might be appropriate for weird asses. Not the beach.
Sexy or just plain stupid?
I vote stupid.
Meet the first REAL demon woman.
By demon woman, I don’t mean your ordinary demon woman, I mean a REAL DEMON woman! Is this authentically demonic, or what?
‘Dubbed ‘Vampire Woman’ by the Mexican media, the 35-year-old from Zapopan city in Jalisco state has 98 per cent ink coverage, scores of facial piercings, six teflon implants in her chest and arms, four horns on her head, four fangs, and – since these pictures were taken – a forked tongue. “I’m impersonating Lilith,” she adds.’
I’m not so sure Lilith would’ve approved. Seems a bit over the top. But I suppose this fine lady is always on top!
According to the article, she has four children. Or should I say spawn? I wonder what they think of good ol’ Mom. When she takes them to school, does the school go into lockdown?
The other day I saw a worker at Subway who appeared somewhat similar. But she had blue hair and no fangs. She did serve up my meatball six-incher with gusto! A bit hellish, but who’s complaining?
Klingon beauty contest!
Who needs Sports Illustrated? I was able to locate the Miss Klingon Empire Beauty Pageant website so that I could ogle tantalizing pics of ravishing Klingon beauties from years past. Aren’t these ladies simply stunning? Makes you wanna hitch a ride on the next starship to the Neutral Zone.
Okay, all you trekkers, trekkies, trek-heads, and wanna-be Klingons, Vulcans, Romulans and Tribbles, don’t get too excited. Worf informs me he’ll battle you to the death on the holodeck if you so much as glance at one of these proud female Klingon warriors with disrespect.
Plastic boobs fishing lure!
You like boobs. So why wouldn’t a fish?
Your fishing buddies will have a chuckle when you pull this booby-shaped lure out of your tackle box!
Slow day at the lake, river or pier? You’ve tried all your lures? Think you’re out of luck? Not any more! The bass and trout are getting excited… Looks like you be catching a whopper!
A great gag gift, I guarantee this hilarious titty fishing lure will get lots of laughs!
How to have sex almost anywhere!
Have nasty sex at a restaurant, the shopping mall or atop the ferris wheel at an amusement park! This website provides info on how to have sex almost anywhere. I suppose the very interesting and helpful list could be augmented. Perhaps you have some ideas of your own. (Your bedroom doesn’t count.)
life is VERY weird 