Funny sign: Try saying these words when drunk.

Funny sign:  Try saying these words when you're drunk.

This funny sign proves that beer should not be combined with complex mental activity.

These words are difficult to say after three beers: Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon.

These words are difficult to say after four beers: Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate.

These words are almost impossible to say when you’re extremely drunk:

1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Good evening officer isn’t it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
6. Sorry I’m being such a jackass.

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