I love modern conveniences. Here’s a cleverly designed train station that offers passenger boarding on two separate levels. In the above photograph, it appears many passengers disembarked on the sidewalk, where taxi cabs and other motorcars awaited.
I love the internet. Life has become so much better with it. The coolest stuff ever imagined can be easily found and delivered to your front door with only a few clicks. It’s so convenient!
Take for example this festive middle finger Christmas tree ornament. It would look great among the angels, chains of popcorn and holiday candles. I’m going to get one! It should be here in a few days, just in time to impress my dear mother-in-law!
Thank goodness for the invention of cell phones. Now everybody can capture life’s precious moments with a quick flick of the finger.
My Aunt Bessie was scandalized when an otherwise polite giraffe stuck its long tongue out with sincere derision. The beast craned its neck for a really good look at my horrified relative. Then out came its mocking blue tongue.
I’ve been tempted to do something similar. But, alas, I’m a more civilized creature. All I can do is frame the wonderful photo and place it on the desk in my cubicle.
Originally posted on Strange Origins of Modern Kink:
Many kink aficionados enjoy super-sized dildos today. But have you ever wondered why these sexual aids can be extremely, breathtakingly large?
A little known historical fact is that the modern dildo evolved from phallus-shaped sex devices which were inspired by the famous genitalia of one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World: the Colossus of Rhodes.
The Colossus of Rhodes, a massive representation of the Greek sun god Helios, was a statue that measured 98 feet high and had a penis that at full extension would be an astounding 8 feet long. Ancient ships passing beneath the legs of this enormous statue, which stood astride the harbor entrance of Rhodes, contained seamen who were awed by the sheer size of the sculpted manhood dangling high above their heads. Naturally, penis envy urged the duplication…
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Local television news yesterday included reports of a woman stuck in a laundromat washing machine for nearly 32 hours. The woman, Bethany Chelker of South Boston, became trapped in the machine the day before while trying to extract a small article of clothing.
Bethany explained that hundreds of bystanders refused to provide her with help. A number of onlookers even made nasty jokes. “I can’t believe how rude some people are,” she said.
City workers finally managed to extract the unfortunate victim, and transported her to a nearby hospital for observation.
I spotted dear Uncle Elmer out this weekend enjoying himself. The cool Autumn evening was perfect for a romp. He donned his flight jacket and bounded about as the full moon rose.
Originally posted on Absolutely Bizarre Humor:
I have absolute photographic proof that certain ravenous, cold-blooded eating machines are in fact very sensitive creatures. You might want to give this sad shark a great big loving hug. I’m sure you’ll be touched.