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A festive middle finger for my Christmas tree!

Put a FUCK YOU finger ornament on your festive Christmas tree this year!
Put an inspiring FUCK YOU finger ornament on your festive Christmas tree this year!

I love the internet. Life has become so much better with it. The coolest stuff ever imagined can be easily found and delivered to your front door with only a few clicks.  It’s so convenient!

Take for example this festive middle finger Christmas tree ornament. It would look great among the angels, chains of popcorn and holiday candles. I’m going to get one!  It should be here in a few days, just in time to impress my dear mother-in-law!

Merry Christmas!

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Elves are lazy and the North Pole sucks.

The North Pole is turning into a ghetto.
The North Pole is turning into a ghetto.

Don’t waste your precious time jumping onto the Polar Express. Once you reach the North Pole, this photo is a sample of what you’ll find. Less shine, less candy cane, more ghetto. Because the elves have gotten lazy and Santa doesn’t give a fuck.