Sharks have real feelings, including sadness.

Absolutely Bizarre Humor

This shark is feeling very sad at the moment. That's quite obvious. This shark is feeling very sad at the moment. That’s quite obvious.

I have absolute photographic proof that certain ravenous, cold-blooded eating machines are in fact very sensitive creatures. You might want to give this sad shark a great big loving hug. I’m sure you’ll be touched.

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Old man buys nasty poster for retirement home.

Old man selects nasty poster for the retirement home.
Old man selects nasty poster for the retirement home.

Can you believe it? This old man was at the swap meet the other day, barely getting around with a cane. Several people photographed him choosing a nasty poster for his room in a retirement home. Do you think he chose the one on the left, or the one on the right?

Climate change: Polar bears on a tropical island.

Polar bears observed on a tropical island under palm trees.
Polar bears observed on a tropical island near palm trees.

The pace of global climate change is truly alarming. Polar bears, left to fend for themselves without ice floes in the Arctic, have now been spotted as far south as Hawaii. These two polar bears, photographed near swaying palm trees, were forced by rapidly warming temperatures to migrate far across the Pacific Ocean in search of a solid place to stand. Hopefully their new tropical island home isn’t soon underwater.

Small cute kitten gets one trillion Facebook likes.

Small cute kitten gets one trillion Facebook likes.
Small cute kitten gets one trillion Facebook likes.

This small cute kitten named Meow is the recipient of one trillion likes on Facebook. Surprisingly, Meow’s Facebook celebrity status now surpasses that of Rover, Ruff, Tigger, Kitty, Dog, Fuzzball and Lady Gaga.

Elves are lazy and the North Pole sucks.

The North Pole is turning into a ghetto.
The North Pole is turning into a ghetto.

Don’t waste your precious time jumping onto the Polar Express. Once you reach the North Pole, this photo is a sample of what you’ll find. Less shine, less candy cane, more ghetto. Because the elves have gotten lazy and Santa doesn’t give a fuck.

How to instantly make yourself laugh.

A real laugher.
More laughter.

Need a good laugh? Here are ten instant self-help ideas:

1. Picture your boss constipated on the toilet.

2. Imagine Homer Simpson having fun with Plopper the Spider-Pig.

3. Imagine any politician being truthful.

4. Combine Sheldon Cooper lecturing self-importantly with helium.

5. Ask the bag lady on the public bus to tickle you.

6. Watch a few ordinary tourists.

7. Smoke a doobie.

8. Inhale nitrous oxide.

9. Watch that wildly hilarious video of goofballs telephone pole dancing.

10. Manipulate your own funny bone.

Nudists enjoy life in strange unforeseen ways.

If a nudist wears one of these designs on a shirt, are they still a nudist?

Walk Naked - don't trip on your stick
Walk Naked – don’t trip on your stick
Surf Naked - it adds color to your cheeks
Surf Naked – it adds color to your cheeks
Golf Naked - break out the big wood
Golf Naked – break out the big wood
Fish Naked - show off your fly rod
Fish Naked – show off your fly rod
Barbeque Naked - don't burn your buns
Barbeque Naked – don’t burn your buns

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