Colossus of Rhodes penis inspired the giant dildo.

Strange Origins of Modern Kink

Penis of the Colossus of Rhodes would have measured over 8 feet at full length. Penis of the Colossus of Rhodes would have measured over 8 feet at full length.

Many kink aficionados enjoy super-sized dildos today. But have you ever wondered why these sexual aids can be extremely, breathtakingly large?

A little known historical fact is that the modern dildo evolved from phallus-shaped sex devices which were inspired by the famous genitalia of one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World: the Colossus of Rhodes.

The Colossus of Rhodes, a massive representation of the Greek sun god Helios, was a statue that measured 98 feet high and had a penis that at full extension would be an astounding 8 feet long. Ancient ships passing beneath the legs of this enormous statue, which stood astride the harbor entrance of Rhodes, contained seamen who were awed by the sheer size of the sculpted manhood dangling high above their heads. Naturally, penis envy urged the duplication…

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Woman stuck in washing machine for 32 hours.

Boston woman was stuck in washing machine for 32 hours before help was finally rendered.
Boston woman stuck in washing machine for 32 hours.

Local television news yesterday included reports of a woman stuck in a laundromat washing machine for nearly 32 hours. The woman, Bethany Chelker of South Boston, became trapped in the machine the day before while trying to extract a small article of clothing.

Bethany explained that hundreds of bystanders refused to provide her with help. A number of onlookers even made nasty jokes. “I can’t believe how rude some people are,” she said.

City workers finally managed to extract the unfortunate victim, and transported her to a nearby hospital for observation.

Sharks have real feelings, including sadness.

Absolutely Bizarre Humor

This shark is feeling very sad at the moment. That's quite obvious. This shark is feeling very sad at the moment. That’s quite obvious.

I have absolute photographic proof that certain ravenous, cold-blooded eating machines are in fact very sensitive creatures. You might want to give this sad shark a great big loving hug. I’m sure you’ll be touched.

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Old man buys nasty poster for retirement home.

Old man selects nasty poster for the retirement home.
Old man selects nasty poster for the retirement home.

Can you believe it? This old man was at the swap meet the other day, barely getting around with a cane. Several people photographed him choosing a nasty poster for his room in a retirement home. Do you think he chose the one on the left, or the one on the right?

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