I have absolute photographic proof that certain ravenous, cold-blooded eating machines are in fact very sensitive creatures. You might want to give this sad shark a great big loving hug. I’m sure you’ll be touched.
Can you believe it? This old man was at the swap meet the other day, barely getting around with a cane. Several people photographed him choosing a nasty poster for his room in a retirement home. Do you think he chose the one on the left, or the one on the right?
Wow! This looks like a really great offer! I’m glad I saw this sign! I love freebies!
Don’t get any ideas if you find yourself near this painted lady. Hands off. The experience might be a little too shocking.
Read the sticker. You’ve been warned.
The pace of global climate change is truly alarming. Polar bears, left to fend for themselves without ice floes in the Arctic, have now been spotted as far south as Hawaii. These two polar bears, photographed near swaying palm trees, were forced by rapidly warming temperatures to migrate far across the Pacific Ocean in search of a solid place to stand. Hopefully their new tropical island home isn’t soon underwater.
This small cute kitten named Meow is the recipient of one trillion likes on Facebook. Surprisingly, Meow’s Facebook celebrity status now surpasses that of Rover, Ruff, Tigger, Kitty, Dog, Fuzzball and Lady Gaga.
Don’t waste your precious time jumping onto the Polar Express. Once you reach the North Pole, this photo is a sample of what you’ll find. Less shine, less candy cane, more ghetto. Because the elves have gotten lazy and Santa doesn’t give a fuck.
Good grief. Looks to me like another man has reached the end of his rope.
Need a good laugh? Here are ten instant self-help ideas:
1. Picture your boss constipated on the toilet.
2. Imagine Homer Simpson having fun with Plopper the Spider-Pig.
3. Imagine any politician being truthful.
4. Combine Sheldon Cooper lecturing self-importantly with helium.
5. Ask the bag lady on the public bus to tickle you.
6. Watch a few ordinary tourists.
7. Smoke a doobie.
8. Inhale nitrous oxide.
9. Watch that wildly hilarious video of goofballs telephone pole dancing.
10. Manipulate your own funny bone.
If a nudist wears one of these designs on a shirt, are they still a nudist?