Klingon beauty contest!

The winner last year.
The winner last year.

Who needs Sports Illustrated? I was able to locate the Miss Klingon Empire Beauty Pageant website so that I could ogle tantalizing pics of ravishing Klingon beauties from years past. Aren’t these ladies simply stunning? Makes you wanna hitch a ride on the next starship to the Neutral Zone.

Okay, all you trekkers, trekkies, trek-heads, and wanna-be Klingons, Vulcans, Romulans and Tribbles, don’t get too excited. Worf informs me he’ll battle you to the death on the holodeck if you so much as glance at one of these proud female Klingon warriors with disrespect.

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