How to look like a hobbit.

This guy has some good facial hair.

Can’t wait to see The Hobbit? Then become a hobbit yourself and simply take a look in the mirror!

Show up at the midnight screening as your favorite Tolkien character! How many others in line will resemble Bilbo Baggins?

Here are detailed instructions on how to become a hobbit: from the clothing of the Shire to a hobbit pipe; to curled bangs, pointed ears and (of course) big furry feet.

I’m not sure how you can become a halfling in stature, however. Perhaps you could be accompanied by someone who’s really tall.