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Save the planet: recycle chewing gum.

Save the planet by recycling gum.
Save the planet by recycling gum.

Are you environmentally conscious? Do you care about Earth’s fragile ecosystems? Do you want to become a true environmental hero? By recycling your old chewing gum, not only can you save the planet, but possibly the entire cosmos.

Here are the simple techniques for reviving your ancient, thoroughly chewed gum. You’ll save forests, the oceans, and even penguins!

However healthy it might be, I would not recommend using broccoli. Broccoli produces oxygen; and without oxygen our Mother Earth would wither and die.