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Old man buys nasty poster for retirement home.

Old man selects nasty poster for the retirement home.
Old man selects nasty poster for the retirement home.

Can you believe it? This old man was at the swap meet the other day, barely getting around with a cane. Several people photographed him choosing a nasty poster for his room in a retirement home. Do you think he chose the one on the left, or the one on the right?

Test your sanity today!

This guy failed the test.
This guy failed the test.

Have you been questioning your own sanity lately? Here’s an online test that will determine precisely how nuts you are. (Assuming you are nuts.)

The higher the score, the further around the bend you’ve gone. Achieve a perfect score, and you’re perfectly bonkers.

Okay, so this test probably isn’t scientific, but most of the questions seem fairly reasonable. If you believe you can fly, or that you are some sort of deity, or that you are a space alien visiting Earth, chances are a connection in your noodle isn’t quite right. And if you believe Elvis still lives–hey, wait a minute, a significant percentage of ordinary Americans believe Elvis still lives…