It takes rare genius to combine style and function. And like nothing else in recent memory, meat is considered by numerous geniuses to be both stylish and functional. At any rate, slabs of meat have been shown to make a somewhat interesting dress, and a possibly interesting chair.
Lady Gaga, I’d bet, would just love to take a seat on this!
How inspiring! How unique! A veritable masterpiece! It’s making me hungry!
Can I get a seat cushion made of cheese? That way, when I place my own buns atop the meat seat and cheesy cushion, I’ll have an upside-down open-faced sandwich!
Hold the mayo.