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Living hot dog served to hungry freaks.

living hot dog served to freaks

The food court of this unusual mall serves live hot dogs to hungry, costumed freaks. This photo provides the shocking evidence. A live hot dog is carried about on a tray by the smiling fast food server, and onlookers grin with anticipation and delight. Are these people really that twisted? Are they raving lunatics? One is even wearing a Spidey outfit! I’m appalled and dismayed. I’m surprised the city health department hasn’t shut this disgraceful place down.

Stylish monkeys.

A vain baboon looking very smug.
A vain baboon looking very smug.

I swear I’ve seen some of these stylin’ simians sauntering around the mall and hanging out on the corner looking not like chumps but cool chimps. I’ve seen some of their more evolutionarily advanced cousins hereabouts as well.

Wow, piercings really make these primates appear advanced. Big steel piercings always make hairy, slouching animals appear civilized. I like some of the hairdos, too. Do they make hair gel just for monkey fur?

Strange, weird people someone should study.

Lots could be learned by studying this.
Lots could be learned by studying this.

Strange and weird is just for starters. Here are some seriously sick nutjobs. Put ’em in a rubber room and put on some rubber gloves before you study them, please! Can people this insane, pathetic and demented even exist? Are these disgusting, disturbing, barely human nitwits for real? Take a close look and decide for yourself.

A real living monster Headless Chicken!

Mike The Headless Chicken
Mike The Headless Chicken

Could a chicken without a head really survive for 18 months? Mike the Headless Chicken did! And by doing so, Mike became one of the most famous and acclaimed chickens in chicken history.

Mike the Headless Chicken might not have been technically headless, but he does remind me of various monsters. Take, for example, Hogwarts ghost Nearly Headless Nick. Same grisly concept. Cool!