To all sports enthusiasts everywhere: you haven’t been crowned the ultimate world champion until you’ve conquered all competitors in the highly athletic Sorbent Australian Dunny Derby. What’s a dunny? An outhouse, you silly bloke!
Ride astride an outhouse like a toilet jockey aiming to finish first down under.
Hopefully the dunny pictured crashed had been cleaned first.
(Yes, this blog is very useful. Now you’re privy to the latest poop coming out.)