Do you suffer from gout, carbuncles, biliousness, blemishes, a bad liver, a bad bowel, impurities, lethargy or brain fog? Here’s the electrifying cure!
Electrotherapy–delivered by amazing and wonderful “Violet Ray” machines!
Or at least, people used to believe in these hair-raising devices. In current times, practioners would probably be charged with mental battery for generating such low-voltage quackery.
Oh, dear. What’ll I do now? For my own impurities and brain fog, I guess I’ll go drink some vinegar.