There’s a truly amazing, effective weight loss solution…an all-natural, one hundred percent proven method that works every time!
Do you want to become thinner? Do you need to shed those extra, unsightly pounds? Have you desperately tried every type of diet?
Have you tried diets that are based on:
Low fat? Protein? High fiber? Vegetarianism or veganism? Organic food? Specially formulated nutritional milkshakes, prepackaged meals, or exactly portioned frozen dinners? Sea-based products? Predigested liquid protein? Mega doses of vitamins? Kosher food? Traditional Okinawan or Mediterranean food? Foods that contain so-called negative calories? Pills that increase your metabolism? Paleolithic food? Raw food? Fresh juice? Chinese herbs? Detox concoctions? Green tea, yogurt, grapefruit, cottage cheese, celery sticks, watermelon, cabbage soup or bean soup? Air-popped popcorn? Saltine crackers? Strict calorie-counting? Just one meal a day? Once-a-week binging? Nibbling between meals? Two sandwiches every day? Cookies? Those special diet snack bars?
But none of these seem to work?
What is the amazing solution?
Be hungry. Because when you’re hungry, you’re losing weight!
Recently a human ear was grown on the stomach of a rat using stem cell technology.
Experimental biology has produced many amazing breakthroughs, including the ability to grow complete human organs. In the future, once medical technology reaches a certain level of advancement, humans might never die. Humans might become immortal. When an organ fails, it will be replaced.
This includes the penis.
Just think. Thanks to the advancement of scientific knowledge, when your limp old dick finally wears out (and it will), one day your doctor might be able to order a brand new one.
Like a forever-youthful god, you and your manly appendage will become immortal.
While it’s impossible to know the future precisely, each new penis that you acquire will probably be grown on a lobotomized clone, in a vat of liquid protein, or on a pig.
Genetic techniques might also be developed, greatly altering humans. Like a lizard regrowing its tail, your future self might be able to regrow a new penis. That is, after your useless old schlong is cut off.
It’s actually even possible that you might grow a second or third penis.
You might grow a second penis on your chin, for example. And then you might grow a third penis on your foot.