Elves are lazy and the North Pole sucks.

The North Pole is turning into a ghetto.
The North Pole is turning into a ghetto.

Don’t waste your precious time jumping onto the Polar Express. Once you reach the North Pole, this photo is a sample of what you’ll find. Less shine, less candy cane, more ghetto. Because the elves have gotten lazy and Santa doesn’t give a fuck.

Advertisements