Need a good laugh? Here are ten instant self-help ideas:
1. Picture your boss constipated on the toilet.
2. Imagine Homer Simpson having fun with Plopper the Spider-Pig.
3. Imagine any politician being truthful.
4. Combine Sheldon Cooper lecturing self-importantly with helium.
5. Ask the bag lady on the public bus to tickle you.
6. Watch a few ordinary tourists.
7. Smoke a doobie.
8. Inhale nitrous oxide.
9. Watch that wildly hilarious video of goofballs telephone pole dancing.
10. Manipulate your own funny bone.