A dog named Bones is running for mayor of an enlightened California city. The candidate has posted banners around town and has appeared on television and radio for several groundbreaking interviews. You might find this recent interview by a well-known reporter especially interesting:
Reporter: Thank you again for taking the time to answer a few questions. Why have you chosen to run for mayor of Coronado?
Bones: Woof. Woof.
Reporter: I see. Was this a very difficult decision for you to make? Has your family supported you?
Bones: Woof. Woof. Woof.
Reporter: Should you become the next mayor of Coronado, what exactly will be your agenda?
Reporter: Thank you so very much.