Forget Bluto. I have photographic proof that Popeye, while on shore duty, is nothing but a no-good juvenile delinquent. Not only does he run about punching people in the nose after littering the city streets with empty cans of spinach, but he’s an unscrupulous tagger who’s vandalizing walls, fences, and even these signs. We know who you are Popeye. Someone round him up and throw him in the brig!