Become a game show contestant.

Game show contestants showing no embarrassment.
Game show contestants showing no embarrassment.

Yes, you too can become (somewhat) rich and famous. All that’s required is a trivial mind.

Ogle Vanna, impress Alex, figure out what another completely ridiculous survey says, and scream and jump like a raving lunatic on your way to winning a trip to tourist paradise and suitcases full of cold hard cash (before taxes).

Here’s everything you need to know about becoming a game show contestant.

If you win a trip to Cawker City, Kansas, can you please, please, PLEASE take me along? I’ve always wanted to see the world’s largest ball of twine.

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