If you’re blissfully unaware of your Karmic status, it’s about time you get a calculated, computational, spiritual check-up.
You know, folks with bad karma pay a hefty price in the next life. Do you really want to be reincarnated as a worm or cockroach…or a ruined, lesser creature resembling your Uncle Burt?
Immediately take this Karma test with a simple click of your fated finger and get started on your shining path to nirvana. Because the absolute nothingness of nirvana is said to be perfect bliss.
Wait a minute…perhaps you’d rather remain blissfully unaware of your Karmic status…if bliss is the objective…now I’m confused…