How to appear smart because seeming intelligent is very important.

This guy doesn't look so smart.
This guy doesn’t look so smart.

It’s critical in these enlightened times to appear intelligent. Impressing your fellow human beings is really, truly, incredibly important. By appearing intelligent, people will respect you. They will regard you with awe. And you will feel confident and superior. Which feels good! Everyone knows that nothing in life is more important than feeling good.

Making yourself seem intelligent is thankfully very easy. All you must do is stand erect (posture is tremendously important) and face your peers with a confident, knowing smile and recite the following lines:

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Give it a try! Everyone you meet will immediately see that you are overflowing with unsurpassed profundity. Everyone will be highly impressed!

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