How to become a ghost.

You can become just like this!
You can become just like this!

People love ghosts. They’re thrilled by the supernatural. They love spooky movies. Ghosts are really popular. Ghosts are just plain cool. Everyone loves them.

Do you want to become popular? Do you want to spook folks? Do you want to haunt this world eternally? Would you like to become a ghost? Here are the very easy steps required to become a ghost.

1. Have important life issues that are unresolved. These lingering problems might include: unfulfilled desires, broken personal relationships, unresolved anger, a desire for revenge, a powerful hurt or loss.

2. Make no attempt to resolve those issues.

3. Die.