The moon really is made of cheese.

I'm getting hungry.
I’m getting hungry.

…Or at least, the phases of the moon can be demonstrated using cheese and Ritz Crackers!

This is the sort of astronomy project I would have savored as a school kid. Although I would’ve preferred Oreo Cookie moons. Or Moon Pies. (Teachers out there, please pay attention!)

I suppose one could demonstrate orbits using the revolving turntable in a microwave oven. Just pretend the sun is going supernova.

Clean up the solar system afterward with your cosmic paper towel. What fun!

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