Bizarre cakes take the cake.

An ordinary cake.
An ordinary cake.

Just what I want for my birthday–a cake shaped like a toilet full of brown chocolate shit.

Just what I want for my wedding–a cake featuring a lovely knife-wielding bride.

Just what I want for my retirement–a cake in the form of my new dentures.

Just what I wanted for my teen pregnancy–a cake that congratulates.

And they appear to be tasty, too!

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