It’s a truly awful, despicable situation. Innocent little white-bearded gnomes are oppressed and enslaved by the thousands in gardens around the world. The noble people who run this website seek to work for their liberation, through calls to action, mass demonstrations, civil unrest, letter campaigns to Congress, and widespread boycotts. It’s our undeniable moral duty to free oppressed gnomes!
Once you become an activist, you can report sightings of enslaved gnomes in your neighborhood to these do-gooders as well. They will make the information available to the Garden Gnome Liberation Front. Please do your part to work for the freedom of these helpless fairy tale creatures!