Have fun with your personal submarine.

Just put this in water.
Just put this in water.

Wouldn’t it be awesomely cool to own your own personal submarine?

You can! That is…if you have two million bucks to spare.

Imagine! You could live a free, unfettered, meandering existence like the solitary Captain Nemo in your own small lonely Nautilus. You could visit the ocean’s darkest and gloomiest recesses. You could skulk and hide and declare yourself master of a vast briny universe. You could permanently escape your mother-in-law. It would certainly beat that snorkel you use in the swimming pool.