Old man buys nasty poster for retirement home.

Old man selects nasty poster for the retirement home.

Old man selects nasty poster for the retirement home.

Can you believe it? This old man was at the swap meet the other day, barely getting around with a cane. Several people photographed him choosing a nasty poster for his room in a retirement home. Do you think he chose the one on the left, or the one on the right?

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Generous store offers all comers a free bra.

Generous store offers all comers a free bra.

Generous store offers all comers a free bra.

Wow! This looks like a really great offer! I’m glad I saw this sign! I love freebies!

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People love Dick which provides crabs.

People love Dick which provides crabs.

People love Dick which provides crabs.

Here we have proof that the world is chock full of strange and wonderful people. You might even know a few of these people!

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Lady has very dangerous high voltage boobs.

Warning posted above two high voltage boobs.

Warning posted above two high voltage boobs.

Don’t get any ideas if you find yourself near this painted lady. Hands off. The experience might be a little too shocking.

Read the sticker. You’ve been warned.

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Climate change: Polar bears on a tropical island.

Polar bears observed on a tropical island under palm trees.

Polar bears observed on a tropical island near palm trees.

The pace of global climate change is truly alarming. Polar bears, left to fend for themselves without ice floes in the Arctic, have now been spotted as far south as Hawaii. These two polar bears, photographed near swaying palm trees, were forced by rapidly warming temperatures to migrate far across the Pacific Ocean in search of a solid place to stand. Hopefully their new tropical island home isn’t soon underwater.

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Small cute kitten gets one trillion Facebook likes.

Small cute kitten gets one trillion Facebook likes.

Small cute kitten gets one trillion Facebook likes.

This small cute kitten named Meow is the recipient of one trillion likes on Facebook. Surprisingly, Meow’s Facebook celebrity status now surpasses that of Rover, Ruff, Tigger, Kitty, Dog, Fuzzball and Lady Gaga.

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Elves are lazy and the North Pole sucks.

The North Pole is turning into a ghetto.

The North Pole is turning into a ghetto.

Don’t waste your precious time jumping onto the Polar Express. Once you reach the North Pole, this photo is a sample of what you’ll find. Less shine, less candy cane, more ghetto. Because the elves have gotten lazy and Santa doesn’t give a fuck.

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