The food court of this unusual mall serves live hot dogs to hungry, costumed freaks. This photo provides the shocking evidence. A hot dog is carried about on a tray by the smiling fast food server, and onlookers grin with anticipation and delight. Are these people really that twisted? Are they raving lunatics? One is even wearing a Spidey outfit! I’m appalled and dismayed. I’m surprised the city health department hasn’t shut this disgraceful place down.
Here’s a funny photo for you to enjoy. I spotted this private property sign this morning while out walking. It provides a dire warning: NO ASS RING!
This funny tin sign proves that beer should not be combined with complex mental activity.
These words are difficult to say after three beers: Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon.
These words are difficult to say after four beers: Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate.
These words are almost impossible to say when you’re extremely drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Good evening officer isn’t it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
6. Sorry I’m being such a jackass.
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This one is definitely unusual. If not just plain weird. Check out this crazy babe. She looks demented or deranged or stoned out of her mind…and strangely sexy. Looks like the artist was completely zonked, too. No…just kidding!
Not sure if I’d want to kiss this odd specimen of humanity. Are those double lips or a twisted tongue, or what exactly? I’ve had feverish dreams like what we see depicted here. Sort of a cross between a ghastly nightmare and a sensational sexual fantasy…
Here’s another great piece by my artistic friend. Hey babe, just shoot me!
Is this stuff awesome, or what? Sexy, mysterious, abstract girls with flirtatious eyes seem to be his artistic forte. Not bad for a nerdy, scrawny little artistic fellow. No, that actually was a compliment, dude!
Here’s an exclusive preview of the upcoming Star Wars sequel prequel sequel!
Two major badasses duke it out on the big screen… and after an epic battle between a wildly flashing light saber and a raised pinky, Darth Vader clobbers Doctor Evil! Gibberish-speaking, goggle-wearing, midget-sized, futuristic minions of the dark side then slowly lower Doctor Evil into the terrifying deep freeze pit and encase him in solid carbonite!
Here we see Doctor Evil’s agonized scream frozen for all time…another timeless image from what is certain to be a cinematic classic!